Friday, June 29, 2007

The Golden Rule

Too funny cab ride last night. Coming home from night in Georgetown. We're shooting up Wisconsin avenue and a car signals right in front of us, slows down, stops to let someone out. Cab driver goes ballistic, honking and yelling at the car, before pealing out around it and racing up the street. We're treated to a 10 minute lecture on stupid guy only thinking of himself, not of others. A few seconds later, our driver changes lanes without signaling in traffic, causing car behind us to slam on brakes and honk. What does our driver say?

1. Oh, shame on me, I just did the same thing to him.
2. %$#@ DAMN %$@@#$% SON OF A BITCH %#!@%@.
3. So, how are you two doing tonight?


At 2:13 PM, Blogger Paradise Driver said...


Of course.


At 9:01 PM, Blogger Lugosi said...

#2. Goes without saying.

At 11:08 AM, Blogger Philip said...

You were riding in Diamond Cab #926, so the answer is #2.


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